| CLARK AIR BASE
- General
Information
Arriving at Clark after a long 15 hr flight you step into a hot
humid climate that saps you even more than the lack of sleep
encountered on the way over. After checking through customs, you are
transported to the 405th Air Police Squadron orderly room for in
processing. We are assigned a bed in an open bay on third
floor (Brks # unknown) above the Squadron Dining Hall.
The first few weeks are a blur of processing into the base: CBPO,
Medical, Chaplain: briefings – go here – go there. One of the
big things they briefed on was the Status of Forces
Agreement On Use of Deadly Force : what you can and cannot do with
weapons.
We all learned the locations of the Commissary, Flight Line
Snack Bar, BX, Laundry's, Movie Theater, Squadron Beer Bar and
Airman's Club. The Airman's Club had many unique wall mural
paintings in the Card & Slot Machine Gaming Rooms
depicting mainly western themes. Happy hour was cheap: 10 cent
drinks!!. As new young drinkers, we all loved that. Just think $2.40
filled a dining hall tray with 24 glasses of whiskey & water. I
think if I ever hear a Filipino band play "The Butterfly Song"
again, I would have to break all the instruments.
Most of us enjoyed the Squadron Beer Bar drinking San Miguel and
playing Pinochle & Hearts. Believe that beer sold for 10-15
cents per bottle. Didn't have far to go when you wanted leave:
up the stairs or across the road.
Got our first introduction to MPC's - Military Payment
Certificates which ranged from 5 cents to 10 dollars. You would have
a pocket full of paper, but still be broke. Some where in the middle
of 1963, we changed over to US Currency. We awoke one morning with
only 7 hours to exchange MPC to Green. A lot of people downtown and
GI's on base took a pounding. They were going nuts trying to
find anyone to exchange the stuff for them.


We quickly learned the "price" of cigarettes and other things. It
seems that all work done by the house boys: beds, shoes, clothes and
cleaning was done in "How Many Cartons of Cigarettes". One got
spoiled quickly, getting used to going to bed and waking up to clean
pressed uniforms and shined shoes. You almost didn't dare get out of
bed to go to the latrine because your bed was made and you had to
mess it up getting back in. My house boy was Rick. I passed trough
Clark in 1973 and met Rick again. He was now the Head House Boy.
One
was issued a Night Meal Pass/Regular Meal Pass and a Base Pass(Armed
Forces Liberty Pass) upon inprocessing. You kept the Meal Pass's and
your supervisor kept the Base Pass. You were not "free" to leave the
Base at break time. You have to be a "good boy" and earn your Base
Pass. Generally, you had to screw up royally bad not to get it. At
issue time, you reported to your supervisor and he gave it to you
with what ever comments he felt like including.


Towards NCO Club
The following are a couple of little
diddies that I found while going thru a very old scrape book. Maybe
you might remember them
PSALM
The Air Policeman is my shepherd, I do not
worry
For he maketh me to lie down in my sack at
2400Hrs
He leadeth me beside the stagnant rice
paddies
I do not fear, for he right behind
me
He prepareth for me a 49
Yea, though I walk thru the black alley
In the shadow of the
whorehouse’s
I need not fear, for he will find
me
His gun and club, they confound
me
For this is his kingdom and his power and his glory
For as long as he is on duty
THE AIRMANS
COMMANDMENTS
1. Thou shalt not blackmarket
2. Thou shalt
not pass MPC or Greenbacks
3. Thou shalt
not love thy shack-job better than thy wife
4. Thou shalt
not have pass’s or leave’s
5. Thou shalt
not sell BX rations at a profit
6. Thou shalt
not slay Filipino Thieves
7. Thou shalt
not trespass in where pleasures are obtained
8. Thou shalt
not abuse thy brother
9. Thou shalt
not envy thy stateside brother
10. Thou shalt
not drink Booncoon
11. Thou shalt not become shack-rats
THE AIR POLICEMAN’S
PRAYER
Our commander
who art in Luzon
Nutting be thy
name
Thy kingdom is
OFF-LIMITS
Thy will be
done
In Angeles as it
is in Balibago
Give us this day
our directives
And forgive us
our discrepancies
As we forgive
those who command us
And lead us into
insanity
For thou art
almighty
For the period
of duty
AN OLD ONE PESO SILVER CETIFICATE

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